General: * Reduced rubberband mechanics by a slight amount. * Ganking buffed, because fuck farming. * Removed the ability to buyback, getting a rampage and having 12k gold. * Increased Mud Golems' hate for Sand King. * Fixed missing that ultimate with a buttload of cooldown missing because your hero didn't turn to blink. * Removed ability to extend Ursa's arm from fountain to fountain to hit an enemy.

Alchemist * Renamed to Aghchemist. Axe * Removed anxious ballerina issues. Beastmaster * Literally two clicks kill you. Bounty Hunter * Added neurons. * Buffed throwing arm. Broodmother * Fuck this bug. Centaur Warrunner * Renamed to Mountain Goat Warrunner. Chaos Knight * Because he totally needed a buff, right? Clockwerk * Shooting that flare to the enemy base now takes 0.5s less. Crystal Maiden * Remember when this hero wasn't annoying? Dark Seer * Buffed. No Kappa. Death Prophet * Two more of her sisters died. RIP Enchantress * Added ability to wipe her butt with your BKB. Enigma * Enabled leveling up Black Hole 3 times. * Black Hole doesn't know if you're in the center. It doesn't know if you're in the sides. It will find you. And it will kill you. Gyrocopter * Now able to walk and push a button at the same time. Invoker * Don't worry about invoking the same spell twice. * Able to 360 no scope. Io * FINALLY Juggernaut * Now countered by TP scroll. Keeper of the Light * KotL giff cooldown Kunkka * Added eyes in the back of his head. Legion Commander * Added Aghanim's Scepter: Now literally unsatiable for blood. Lifestealer * Renamed to Mr. Steal yo Carry. * Watched the movie Inception twice. Lone Druid * Removed Lone Druid from game. Now it's all bear. Renamed to Lone Bear. Luna * Building an Aghanim's makes you forget how to use your ultimate. Mirana * Starstorm renamed to MOAB. Morphling * Added Aghanim's Scepter: Didn't wanna play Morphling? Good. Now you can play any other hero on your team. * Renamed Morphling to Rubickling. Naga Siren * Added new excuse to make your team miss all their ultimates. Nature's Prophet * Aghanim's Scepter: Spawn a megacreep for every kill. Nyx Assassin * Aghanim's Scepter: what Outworld Devourer * Aghanim's Scepter: See Naga Siren Aghanim's upgrade. Riki * Smokescreen reworked to match a certain player: now 30% harder to leave EG. Sand King * Renamed to Push King. Shadow Demon * Renamed to Fuckfacelessvoid Demon. Silencer * Removed ability to harass right-click carries. Sniper * You asked for it. Spectre * Added ability to come back to base after stealing a kill ganking. Spirit Breaker * Added reminder that Empowering Haste exists. Techies * Aghanim's Scepter upgrade now extends the game by 2 hours instead of just 1. Terrorblade * Renamed to Chaosblade. Tidehunter * STOP BUYING STOUT SHIELD Tiny * Tiny actually sees whatever the hell he's grabbing now. Troll Warlord * Removed eagle vision. Tusk * Aghanim's Scepter: now with feet. * Renamed Tusk to Tuskar Spirit. Ursa * Enlarged claws by 300% while using ultimate. Visage * Familiars, now 100% made of cardboard. Weaver * Basically Glimpse but with teammates. Winter Wyvern * Reworked ultimate: Say goodbye to echo slams and other synergies. Wraith King * Aghanim's Scepter: Renames team to Wraith Army.

Items: * 2 mango pls. * Added Spell Mail. * Added Invisibility Cloak from Harry Potter. * Added one more slots for supports who buy Mek and Arcane's. * Added edible Hyperstones that also make you Night Stalker. * Added new blade that makes you Bounty Hunter. * Buffed Medallion of Courage so that you can start buying the damn thing. * Added 500 HP regeneration to Leshrac when he builds an Octarine Core and uses his ultimate. * Observer and Sentry Wards stopped fighting and started being loving brothers again. * Boots of Travel are core on every hero. * No longer need mana to get mana. (Arcane Boots) * Quelling Blade actually useful now. * Added ability to refund BKB. * Cloak renamed to Huskar's Cloak. * Renamed Courier's Speed Burst to Sonic Burst. * Reminder that Ghost Scepter gives stats. * Can now attack wards from downhill without feeling like an idiot. * Orb of Venom: Now 20% more badass. * Radiance: Next update we're adding an AOE silence to it. * Refresher Orb renamed to Heart of Tarrasque for Supports. * Tangos now feed you the enemy team supports' hearts. * Can now become even more vulnerable to stuns while you TP. * Urn of Shadows: 'You could apply it twice?' * Vladimir Drow Ranger now possible.