Drinkers of Reddit, what is your story about the first time you got drunk?

I was 15 and my parents informed me that we were once again moving out of state after I just got comfortable with life in Boston. I decided to go with my then textbook rebellious friend to the mall. Her guy friends met up with us and brought water bottles filled with Burnett’s. Last thing I remember was sneaking into the boys bathroom stall having a chugging contest with one of the guys. I wake up in a hospital bed and my mom is beside me. She informs me that at some point I started stripping my clothes off and running around the mall the naked. My friend said I outran the mall cop then projectile vomited in Hollister and passed out. Banned for life.

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