I was looking for a car a few years ago, and I found one I liked online. Had everything I was looking for. Wasn't the color I wanted, but it checked literally every other box for me, so I could compromise on the color.

Called expressing interest, told them when I was coming, and then finally went to the "dealership" to take a look.

Upon arrival, nobody greeted me, so I walked around to find the car to take an initial look, then walked back into the office. I had to literally walk around the office looking for an associate. I told them who I was and which car I was interested in. They remembered the call. Then they grabbed the keys and actually tossed them to me from down the hall. "Go take a look!"

k... Walked out alone with the keys to check out the car. It had been "detailed." It looked clean upon initial glance. Once I began opening doors, glovebox, etc. it was very clear they did a rush job. I pulled a middle armrest down and there SO MANY Cheetos. Under the seat? MORE CHEETOS. somebody had a serious Cheetos addiction.

Some of the leather was still wet from whatever they used to quickly wipe it down. Either that or the car was just naturally greasy. Either way....

After a long time of poking around, at least 40 minutes, I walked back into the office. Had to find the guy who tossed me the keys, and finally did. "...what'd you think?" I left him an opening to sell me. "Seems alright, but I'm not fully sure." He looked at me blankly. Awkward silence. So... "Maybe it's just not for me." He didn't even ask for the keys. After a moment or two of nobody saying anything, I finally extend my arm with the keys in my hand. He took them. I told him to have a nice day and walked out.