Employees of Reddit: What is the most bullshit thing you've ever had happen to you at work?

So I work at Subway and nothing exciting ever went around... until a couple months ago when a mother with her 3 year old boy came in late afternoon (8pm-9pm) The mother looked worn out and she was on the phone with somebody. The kid kept bugging her and looked like he needed something. The mother kept telling him to wait but the kid was desperate. He was holding his pants and it dawned on me that he needed to poo. The mother ignored him so the kid went to the front of the line and pulled down his pants/underwear. I literally saw his poo coming out. Everyone scremaed in horror and moved away. This kid was literally 5 feet away from me. The mother saw what was going on and went after him. Then this kid started walking with his pants down, the poo spattered across the floor. The smell was horrible and it was obviously messing with the food. Everyone walked away and the guy that just received his sandwich threw it in the trash on the way out. Everyone was out of the restaurant and the manager came to me and asked if this was my mess. Bizarre. Luckily the mom apologized.

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