My company has a questionnaire on the application portal, and these are a collection of the “if you could ask us one question, what would it be” responses:
Do you also have green tea in your cafeteria?
what is the first thing you think of when you say the word "Yum”
If you had the power to delete the internet forever, would you?
If you were all on a stranded island and only could have one kind of food for everyone what would that be?
Has anyone ever developed or designed a website, and if so, what was your experience?? [editors note:!our company IS a website]
Are you guys working slow?
If a train leaving Chicago going west at 65mph and there is a train leaving Detroit going east at 80mph at what how many miles will each travel before colliding if they are starting at 492 miles apart?
If you found out that the surgeon performing on you for a critical situation was a coke addict yet was also the number one rated surgeon, would you ask for another doctor?
What's the question that woke you at 2am, begging to be answered?
How many My Little Pony fans are there in your company?
Is there a particular time frame or period when you plan to take your site live? [editors note: we are a successful software company already]
I am proeficient in Ruby on Rails. Jam&cheese sandwiches. My highest underwater score is 2.15 min.
Who made you come up with the name it’s catchy it suits it anyways thank you for letting me please give you some feedback in my opinion congrats to all of you good hard-working people fabulous job yours truly ________
Do you think cereal is a salad and milk is the dressing?