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I went to Sea World with my family when I was ten. We had finished watching the animal stuff and had changed into our swim suits to enjoy the water park portion for the rest of the day. At some point, I had to poop. No big deal, I'll just follow the signs that direct people to such facilities! I'm doing that for a bit, my problem becoming more urgent by the second.

Walking, walking, walking...CONSTRUCTION. THE PATH TO THE REST ROOM IS COMPLETELY TORN UP AND LEADS TO NOWHERE. I start to get pretty frantic at this point because at this time, my poop does that thing where it has been held so long that it has some sort of explosion in your bowels and it basically liquifies. I really need to find the restrooms.

At this point, I have to make my own assumptions about where the restrooms may be. Then it happens. In my swim suit, at the water park that is full of people, I poop my bathing suit and I STILL cannot find the restrooms. So now, I'm walking around with (obviously) liquid poop running down my legs. Mortifying.

I eventually find the restrooms, far too late. I rinse off what I can from my legs in the stupid showers outside the restrooms and go inside the restrooms to take care of the rest. There was a cleaning lady also in there, doing her cleaning routine. She was holding her nose, spraying Lysol, and saying things in her native language in disgust which I can only guess are related to the poop smell. I just shrug and say "I don't know, I sat in something???"

I cleaned off the rest of the evidence in that restroom and waddled around in the kiddy pool for safe measure. I know, that is totally disgusting and unsanitary but I was ten and just went through a pretty traumatic event. I was just happy to not be covered in poop and walking around Sea World.

tl;dr: I pooped myself in my swimsuit in public

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