Fast food employees: what was your funniest customer experience?

SENIOR CITIZEN SHENANIGANS. Always mild, usually adorable. One morning at like 6 a.m. I had this super frail lil ol' lady at my window, very shy and polite, just a tiny wrinkly toothpick driving a (seemingly, in comparison) GIGANTIC Buick. She had a coupon for BOGO breakfast sandwiches. After she has her food and I'm getting her change out of the till, I noticed the very bottom corner of the coupon was very carefully ripped to remove the logo, so I flipped it over. It was a Burger King coupon. I did not work at a Burger King. I handed her the change and said, "Uh, ma'am, this coupon isn't actually ours, did you --" and she drove away giggling before I could finish.

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