The fifth to I will try there are so many rules fuck

I am from Canada, anyone find any information about how good the memories are of a goose?

When I was in grade school I was riding my bike on Friday to school, when 1 goose out of 50 in a field flew in front of me, I hit it and it threw my ass off the bike and winded me. At first I was is it ok? Fucking thing charged me, I got on my and I grabbed the bike and ran for my life.

Coming back from school that same day, only 1 goose in the field ( where there was about 50 before) it pops it head up like it recognized me, start hissing at me and flapping its wings, it ran after me, on a bike I was fine.

Come Monday I drive to school again, I swear that same line goose waiting for me, hissed and chased me again.

Come Tuesday I took a different route that added 10 minutes to a 7 minute bike ride. I took the route for my last 3 years of school.

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