1. We’ll see real, live 5G.

Pretty easy to do when you';re last to thew race.

2. No Verizon 5G* coverage map.

Isn't that the slowcooker pot calling the kettle black. Tmobile is the worst offender with this.

3. More AT&T 5G BS.

Agreed. Who invented the faux "4g", claiming HSDPA was 4g again...

4. T-Mobile will go beyond mobile.

Not at $90 a month. Still no new beta box or beta app for 'users' either.

5. …and Big Cable’s walls will begin crumbling.

Agreed

6. Comcast and Charter will be even worse to their customers.

Agreed

7. At least one other major brand will adopt Team of Experts.

TOE are excellent. Bankend team at Tmo are the worst of any carrier. "Opening a ticket" and they're always needed for almost every issue, is basically the trash bin.

8. Verizon will win most ironic Super Bowl ad two years in a row.

They have double the users, so throttling is going to happen. Who basically invented throttling BTW...

9. Verizon will sell Oath.

Agreed. Carriers are not good a web stuff.

Case in point: Tmobile.

10. Hans Vestberg will launch his own cooking show – it’ll be called SlowER Cooker Sunday.

He's not the one activating cell service for the first time at various locations that they've had coverage in for the last 25+ years.