So I'm out camping when I feel the urge to go. We have an RV so I used the toilet in there. While using it I got a nosebleed in the small cramped bathroom of the RV. Eventually I manage to finish up at the cost of getting some blood on my shirt. I go in to flush the toilet and for some reason there was an air bubble the in water lines so the toilet water blasts out onto me. At this point I'm dropping wet in toilet water and have blood on me so I head outside to try to wipe the water off. While waiting outside my dog who was directly in front of me go scared, backed up right into my arm that was dangling down and we touched.

So yeah that happened.

Also sorry for the rushed explanation.

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