Were you under the impression that I give a nano-sized shit about your opinion? Let me clear it up for you.

I have no idea what you look like, yet I know that you have a face perfectly suited for radio.

I don't know where you work, yet I know that the majority of people who are your colleagues laugh at your expense behind your back.

I don't know where you were educated, yet I know that the institution that matriculated you purposefully omits your name from its list of alumni.

Maybe you post all of this nonsense because you get a kick out of it. Maybe you genuinely believe all the ridiculously narcissistic and hilariously short-sighted drivel that flows from your fingertips. Maybe you're just a soulless buffoon who has nothing to live for.

In any case, you don't speak for anyone but yourself and you don't have anyone's respect.

I appreciate the fervor with which you insult my intelligence. Truly, I haven't seen someone with such an inferiority complex since the kid from a broken home who bullied me in 7th grade. And for that same reason, I don't harbor any ill will towards you. But I do pity you, and like that kid who is now a manager at McDonald's, have a nice day.