Bro, are you inbred? You’re the one who attacked me claiming that I clearly “don’t know anything about stats” when I have have 3 masters degrees (Stats, Math, and an MBA) and a fucking PhD in statistics. I work for Susquehanna (you’re probably too dumb and poor to even know who they are).

I’ll put together a detailed post breaking down all of the statistical findings from the formulas, models, algorithms, historical backtesting simply to expose and embarrass you for your audacity to claim that I, a man with a fucking masters and PhD in stats, knows less than some likely white trash South Philly high school dropout who thinks they truly understand stats because you read post game box scores and gamble your welfare check on the Draftkings app. It’s abundantly clear that you entirely lack even the most primitive understanding of advanced statistics and sports analytics.

I’ll prove to u/Theballharperhit — aka Mr. Autism — that the findings generated from statistical analyses on this publicly available dataset indubitably prove that I am right if you are willing to get permabanned from this sub when I inevitably clown you.

Deal? Cmon idk shit about stats right? This should be an easy dub for you.

Your parents should have tied you to a tree as an infant and left you to die in a remote forest because you are nothing more than a fucking living breathing waste of air.