Here are some dont's from my personal research.

• Slap the toddler
• Quit working
• Quit Cleaning
• Not work and don't make dinner
• Spend every thin dime and money no one has even made yet.
• Throw shit out because you don;t know what it is
• Fill the Garage with mountains of useless shit
• Velveeta is not a food group
• Fuck with his workout schedule
• Fuck with his job
• publicly melt down at a fundraise
• Start screaming fights with his mother for absolutely no reason
• Change religions every three months
• Develop a drug habit PAIN PILLS ARE FUCKING NARCOTICS!
• Publish racist rants on the internet directed at his customer base.
• Track his phone
• Call up screaming about why he would dare stop at the store on the way home
• Alcoholism
• Tell everyone you meet how awesome you are all the time.
• Shout down every person who dares disagree with your genius in any and every social context.
• Call the police on every one of your neighbors
• Threaten to poison him constantly
• Start arguments the second his head hits the pillow.
• Deliver ultimatums.
• Justify everything through your emotions.
• Break shit when your angry
• Wreck a car every 6 months.
• Become a super couponer and get kicked out of every other store in a 60 mile radius.
• Work in a shoe store and spend more than your income on shoes.
• Throw those shoes away when confronted about the spending.
• Seek to actively punish him any time he challenges you.
• work in a liquor store and treat it like the shoe store/get fired for stealing.
• Unilaterally decide to go of your birth control and have a baby. These are normally joint ventures.
• Accuse him of sleeping with every woman he talks to, ever.
• Go to Asian shops, call every attractive women there a slanty eyed whore.

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