Why getting facials is accually good for your skin.

OK you motherfuckers. You see this image? You fucking see it? Let me tell you about my experience with it. I first started coming to this board a few years ago, not too long, but long enough to where I've seen this stupid slut hundreds of times. At first, I thought what any self-respecting, non desperate man would think: she looks like a fucking idiotic attention slut. Why does she feel the need to make that retarded face? Is that attractive where she comes from? Why does she feel so fucking entitled that she thinks it's okay to try to make her ugly ass face the center of attention? As you can no doubt tell, my initial feelings, that she was just a dumb looking slut, have intensified over the years. Now when I see her stupid fucking face attached to those amazing tits, a very real, irrational feeling of utter contempt washes over me. I am not a spiteful person, I'm not. I don't usually hate people. But I've never hated someone as much as I hate this cunt. I can honestly say that if I had the chance, I'd fucking kill her. I'd kill her and willingly live out the rest of my days in prison, being beaten and raped for years, just to know I don't have to live on a planet where this abomination roams free. I wonder what she's doing now. Is she married? Does she make this fucking face at him? God, I hope so. I hope he's a cuck, too. I hope she treats whatever pathetic beta that would willingly engage in a romantic relationship with her like shit. If this is the one person in the world I hate most, whatever waste of resources that would date or marry her is my second pick. Worst of all? I'd fuck her. I want to fuck her. I want to own this fucking stupid bitch. I want to feel that big ass goofy tongue licking up the dry flecks of shit on my asshole. I want her to make that stupid fucking face at me while I hatefuck her fucking whore pussy.

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