[Giveaway] Someone gets my Xbox One!

One of my favorite subreddits is /r/dankmemes. The content is so juicy and tender. The world should make /r/dankmemes the primary source for news production see that truth is best received through comedy. I could go on and on for days about the Harambe posts and pawn stars cheese all to the theme song "We are number one". You can do anything in the world to that song. So far I've eaten, drank, fucked, married and killed newbs to it. I've traveled the world plotting devious acts brought on by the indoctrination of meme culture. I've started writing a book about the necessary readings of memeature. It's like literature but you get learnt through memes. I love memes. Every new trend is like snorting long lines of a fresher batch of pure columbian cocaine and "We are number one" is like an injectable cure for cancer but still gets you high as a kite. Look, it's very simple. Memeing is the future. If you don't like it, you can get the fuck off the internet. We will build a giant firewall and make Comcast pay for it to keep anti-memers out of the interweb. Anyway, this is my entry for the sweet Xbox 1S. I hope it's well received unlike my self-depreciating humor.

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