let me rewrite these for you, something I, the founder of some shit, know companies love because all companies love to smell their own shit until they pass tf out:

1/ This position kicks (you know what) - I already have experience and familiarity with the role, but there are some new challenges I'm already thinking about solving.

2/ There are some topics I touched on in university that we didn't really take a deep dive into. I'm still interested in learning more about those topics, and this gives me a chance to dig deep and learn more.

3/ It's a senior role, and that means accountability, responsibility and a lot of (you know what) kissing. These are all things I love.

4/ Your products are hype af, and my family will recoginize your brand on my new zipped fleece. Also I use your products to jerk off, at least 3 times a day. So why the hell not build stuff I love?

5/ I currently am homeless, your salary would be like donating to the poor.

hope this helps.