I've got a shy bladder. If someone even jiggles the door handle while I'm trying to go everything just shuts down.

So there I was, a sophomore in High School, ducking into one of the least used rest rooms in school to try and take a leak. There are 3 "jocks" in there bullshitting and sneaking chewing tobacco.

My first instinct is to just turn around and leave, but I really had to go, so I ducked my head and shuffled over to the urinals. I'm really mashed up close to the urinal to try and ignore everyone...and then one of the guys walked up next to me, looks over and says.

"It's alright dude, I've got a small dick too."

I was mortified. This guy just stood at the urinal next to me, spoke to me, and insulted my wang?!? I'm pretty sure I just turned bright red, zipped up, and ran out of their chased by their laughter.

Looking back on it now 15 years later, and honestly I can really respect that guy's sense of humor. I was way to self conscious about public pissing, and in his own way he was saying, "chill dude, we all gotta piss".

That being said, the only reason to avoid the one urinal gap is to mess with people. Or to ensure that their super bowl ring isn't missing a stone making them a dolphin thief.