If I wanna he treated like a woman I’ll just go fuck some guy wearing a rolex and gucci crocs and then marry him, after I spit out a useless shit stain child I’ll take it from him and dump it at daycare while I go clubbing. All the while collecting his male tears in a cup and cashing his court ordered alimony checks for 10k$ a month that are supposed to be for the child but instead buy me clothes and uber eats and pay for my 2021 Jag lease, all the while I live it up in the house I took from him in the divorce proceeding because I lied to the judge and told the court he would berate me daily and hit me abusively as we were together as well as demand sex and force himself upon me because I’m so attractive.
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Hmm. Shit, that sounded so realistic that now I wonder to myself if that was even Satire.