THE HIERARCHY! THE HIERARCHY OF POWER HAS CHANGED!

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 200 million. One after Avatar. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the box office to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That poster! Are you telling me that a man just gets photoshopped like that? No! He orchestrated it! Dwayne! He scorpioned through The Mummy! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own studio! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the popcorn machine! But not our Dwayne! Couldn't be precious Dwayne! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Hollywood superstar!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

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