In honor of Clark Griswold, what's the crappiest bonus you ever recieved?

I was a delivery driver for a supermarket doing home-shopping deliveries. Delivered to a house to find a nice old lady in floods of tears outside because her washing machine was flooding her house. Went in and fixed the machine and mopped up all the water before moving onto my next stop (I’d had the same issue happen to my machine). I got entered into a nationwide competition where the public voted on the best ‘good deed’ done by employees and the winner would get store credit worth a thousand real monies. When I actually won they changed the prize to a ‘citizens award’ which was an A4 bit of paper, and an opportunity to pose with the award for their Twitter feed.

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