How to get out of a wedding for a college football game
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How to get out of a wedding for a college football game
Do you have allergies? (you see where I'm going with this one).
What's your position with respect to low grade food poisoning?
Do you have a friend that is an attorney? (Request a fake "subpoena" for a weekend deposition. And bonus points, if you get caught, they can help you get started on your divorce.)
Do you have a friend/family member who can have a well timed "emergency" for you?
Do you have a job that has "on-call emergencies" that your wife would buy?
Is your wife cool enough where she doesn't care if you can come as long as she has a good excuse for your absence? (This opens up a broad spectrum of possible lies).
Do you have a history of "bum knees" or a "trick back" that could conveniently make a timely appearance?
What's your stance on sabotaging your own home? i.e. hot water heater springs a leak that needs immediate attention?
(Getting a little more deprived here) Have any older relatives (real or fake) sitting in hospice?