3. If you had to poop for 30 days nonstop, but after that you never had to poop aga...

If you had to poop for 30 days nonstop, but after that you never had to poop again for the rest of your life, would you do it and why?

I don't think your system could take 30 days of continuous shitting.

It's the same deal with chapped lips. If you had 4 girls constantly kissing your face for 30 days, you'd have no face left. Your skin, and your asshole in this case wouldn't be able to keep up.

Like the 4 girls kissing you, eventually it turns into a horror movie and they're licking your own blood off your face because their saliva has broken through the skin and you'd bleed out not long after.

Your poop has digestive enzymes that's probably stronger than saliva, so at the end, you wouldn't have fire ass, you'd just be pooping out of a gaping wound where most of your ass used to be provided you didn't bleed out.

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