If Marijuana was a Girl, What would she Look Like?

She’d be the coolest girl-next-door you’ve ever met. Probably large B, small C cup. A very beautifully shaped bottom, ever so slightly thick. Long slightly frizzy hair that she takes care of but doesn’t obsess over. Dark colored eyes. She wears whatever is comfortable without a single care given to how another person might think - coveralls and flannel one day, shorts and tank with no bra the next, sits around the house in nothing but panties.

She loves to cook. Usually simple but delicious stuff, not too fancy most of the time but not ridiculous stoner fare.

I’d say brunette, between 5’5” and 6’, always smiling, and an exceptional friend and if you’re lucky, lover.

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