Pretty sure the 'snowflake' and 'fascist' language is mostly relegated to the internet and social media; thankfully. In the real world nobody with a functioning brain thinks Republicans are all agents of the Kaiser or that everyone left of center is easily offended.

Same goes for your rhetoric vis-a-vis the military: it's hardly a 'creepy fetish' to respect the fact that our single biggest employer in the country is the military-industrial complex and the footsoldiers that (lets all be honest) make the non-decision to take a job where your odds of being shot are significantly higher than waiting tables are undergoing a bit more risk than your average person. I mean law school was annoying but if 4,000 lawyers were KIA and 30k lost limbs in the last 20 years because the President was a moron I'd kinda want people to at least nod at me appreciatively when I showed my bar card.

Maybe I'm giving everyone a little more credit than they're due, I dunno.