Driving like a cunt.
Probably my worst character trait. Road rage + sense of entitlement. I work really hard to keep that part of my emotional-spectrum under control, but, it still slips out pretty often.
My driving history is thoroughly documented. I've been pulled-over/cited/arrested for just about every infraction there is.
(I've got more stories to tell than Walt Disney.)
My current vehicle is a lifted, 4-door Jeep Wrangler -- decked out in armor. It won't let me speed around, even if I wanted to. But....
People in my area like to drive aggressively. They love to play games like trying to cut you off by swerving into your lane, assuming you will slam on your brakes to acquiesce them. In situations like that, I'll be giggling while they fuck up their fender from hitting my 1/4" steel bumper. (Has happened, multiple times.)
I also have tendencies to tailgate the shit out of people. Lifted Jeep, so, my headlights are aimed straight at their mirrors. Upgraded LED headlights, LED light bars, etc. -- I can light up the inside of someone's car better than the sun.
I also do not react well to getting tailgated. I've been known to block both sides of the road, put the vehicle in park, and get out -- ready to discuss the matter further with the driver behind me.
Again... I am very aware that by all standards, I'm a complete douchebag. I am working on rectifying this. I'm a completely chill and normal person besides my piss-poor driving habits. But, if the cops showed up & hauled me away.... that's what everyone is going to think happened. And in all likelihood -- that's exactly what happened, and they'll probably be impounding my vehicle at the same time.