"Joe, we are Mob, that means we have to always look presentable whenever it is even a possibility our bosses are around - which means I should fit in snugly with these snots."
Worst Party? Someone called someone elses mother fat, end result was I had to break out my bat and 'strike break' the crowd. Wasn't pretty but none of the boys got killed...just broken.
"Marcel, you should know my father, before he destroyed the family name, was practically royalty among the journalist community, I know my way around a crowd."
Worst party? Oh my god, before I went to college, father got drunk and started airing the dirty laundry of the politicians sitting one table behind him, rest of the night was a blur, I drank some wine to dull out the yelling.
((Shortstop: Muscle/Off-Face, VIRA: Face/Legwork, Barrens Briefcase 12-22, 5+ runs))