Smarks fapping over Tommy Dreamer 2.0 vs. Brock Lesnar...ugh makes me fucking sick. I said this yesterday but it bears repeating...

Brock Lesnar is a freak of nature, world class athlete, & former UFC Heavyweight Champion. Kevin Owens is a short guy with a gut, pube beard, farmers tan & disgusting armpits plus he looks like somebody who would wash your car. So I'm a bit perplexed by the deluded comparisons between Tommy Dreamer 2.0 & the "Beast Incarnate" or that Owens would be a believable & credible opponent for Lesnar.

Brock Lesnar is chillingly believable in an era where almost nothing is believable. The entire business has ditched kayfabe, yet we’re still scared of Lesnar. Lesnar mostly considers fake wrestling beneath him. He’s the REAL GUY. Lesnar quite frankly, exposes guys like Owens. The notion of that fatass beating BROCK LESNAR is utterly unimaginable. Lesnar should dictate a shift in what it takes to be a top guy in WWE. How can Owens be compared to Lesnar? It’s absurd.

For 15 fucking years I've personally been waiting for two performers who could replicate what the guys did in the video below...

Scott Steiner vs. Bill Goldberg TRIBUTE - Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLypILLTIw

...I thought I had it with Brock Lesnar & Bill Goldberg in 2004 but for a variety of reasons which I won't go into here while the potential was obvious they were not able to live up the hype.

Then along came Roman Reigns...a stud athlete who is also blessed with Island blood (Samoans are notorious for being tough). He's an alpha male badass & has the physical presence i.e. size to back it up.

Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns was everything I've been searching for since Scott Steiner vs. Goldberg. Two legitimate HEAVYWEIGHTS literally beating the shit out of each other in a super stiff slobberknocker & making me suspend my disbelief in the process.

I cannot fucking wait for Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns II.