My story doesn't come near what some people have experienced in this thread, but here it goes:

I have a big, curvy and firm rear. My ASSet gets med ASSaulted. A lot.

It comes from genetics, but regular squatting has taken it to whole other levels. The short story is, it causes lots of unsolicited and unwarranted attention. The long story is, lots of women somehow thinks it is okay to grab and touch me however and whenever they please. Can be anything from complete strangers to colleagues to close friends. I don't make much of it, because i assume most people wouldn't understand how a guy could have a problem with female attention.

While the #metoo movement was at it's peak, i had a job waiting tables. Even then our guests would make comments, sometimes i would hear it from eavesdropping or sometimes they would even say it straight to my face. Sometimes people asked for pictures, sometimes they wanted to get my name so they could find me on social media. I mean, the hottest topic at the time was women taking a stand against discrimination and harassment, and yet they kept pulling this shit? Really? Harassing your waiter had to be close to the very epicenter of #metoo, and you just took a shit all over equality and feminism.

I've got thick skin so can handle it. What pisses me off is the double standard and complete ignorance. I always think about what would happen if we switched sides and i grabbed a random girl's ass because i liked the look of it. It's deeply frustrating knowing that it probably wouldn't be socially acceptable to properly enlighten her on what she just did, and god forbid if i return the favor. It is not even unlikely i could be fined, jailed or even labeled a sexual predator. Women seems to have the power to, if they feel like it, sell some unrealistic story about how you attacked her and you can't do anything about it.