Mom culture bingo card
✔ Living in yoga pants and leggings ✔ Bragging about not taking a shower in x number of days ✔ Being a "boss babe" in a pyramid scheme ✔ Obsession with 50 Shades of Grey because they don't know what good sex is ✔ "Excuse the mess, my children are making memories" ✔ Referring to oneself and every other woman as "mama" ✔ "It's wine o'clock!" ✔ Stick figure family on the back of an unwashed Honda Odyssey ✔ Useless manchild husband they pretend to love on social media ✔ "Oh my god I was in labor for ______ hours and-" ✔ Occupation: "stay at home mommy to Schkylar and Tinsleylareaux" ✔ [children as Facebook profile picture]