What this girl (and her "bff") did is priceless. It's a long story, but to summarise: the bff (let's call her Veronica) had been obsessed with him for about 8 years. He was with his ex for 5 years before he caught her cheating (and she'd been doing it for a while). Big fight, break up, you know the drill. She cries crocodile tears and goes on some melodramatic speech about how she "can't help it" or some dumb shit.
Now her "bff", Veronica (fake name), had known me for a couple years, but I didn't know any of these other people yet. While all of this was happening with Beth (the ex, fake name) and Prince Charming (the guy who's now my bf), I was also going through a horrible break up. So Veronica became my drinking buddy. She'd enable me.to drink, take me to bars and basically watch me fall apart. I THOUGHT she was being supportive at the time.
So Veronica, as soon as Beth and the Dude split, she is on HIS ass immediately, and shortly after, HER boyfriend dumps her. So since they'd both been "dumped", she'd stopped by his house every night late at night and when his mom wasn't home (when the break up happened his cheating ex kicked him out an kept most of his stuff), she'd stay. And hit on him while "comforting" him. He knew he was playing with fire, but he was emotionally wrecked, and Veronica is a butterface (ugly face, big tits). He felt her up on an occasion, but also cut off their "visits" the next morning when she told him "I kissed you in your sleep and you liked it!!" Did I mention she was 25 when this was going on (the ex, too)?
Before the feeling up incident, she and him were talking and he decided to go clubbing again. She BASICALLY wanted a wingman so she invited me, because I was ugly, dumb, loyal, a "tranny" (living as male, ftm at the time, i'd been out for 5 years, i'm since gone back to female but my voice is permanently lower from HRT) and a drunk. She told me HE had a crush on her and she was just going to "be nice". she told me he was a dweeb and not attractive. I didn't really care about shallow stuff like that.
So him and her came and picked me up. I was flabbergasted. He was SO CUTE. And as we talked during the drive, it became really clear that him and I are a few pegs in intelligence higher than her. Despite him and me hitting it off, and her pretending to grasp edm/industrial music and failing horribly (i didn't know a lot either, but showed him my favourite edm band and he loved it), her Hand kept making its way to his lap, like they were dating. But I picked up on the awkwardness of their relationship immediately. It felt so forced.
The night was amazing, he was such an expressive dancer and In his body I saw a flame that I didn't see in most people. A spark. Definitely a crush by the end of the night, I knew I had to be friends with this awesome person.
Him and I hit it off so hard that she was pissed, but tried to hide it. Him and I wanted to hang out that night but she came with us. She slept on the floor next to us while we hung out. This happened for a few nights, I picked up on her motives now and started sitting between them and shit like that. She was there EVERY time we hung out. Then one night, when she had her car, I had a choice to have her take me home or go with him. I chose to spend the night with him. She kept stretching the talk out, walking towards him. He kept walking backwards and she backed him into the car. I seriously laughed at how desperate it looked. It was like we could read each other's minds: we wanted to be alone together. He made it clear it was just him and me. She drove off SOO pissed. How could the ugly nerd girl/tranny like me score HER man?? Haha.
This is around where his ex Beth starts acting crazy. She sends him all this shit on Skype about how I'm an ugly tranny and a drunk and all this shit. Veronica tells his mom I'm a drunk/druggie (I smoked pot OCCASIONALLY at the time). Beth gets all crazy jealous, and we're confused as fuck because SHE cheated on him and SHE left him (he was desperate to work things out with her even though she cheated).
I think the best stunt they pulled is that Beth and Veronica "made out" and sent us photos saying that Beth is a lesbian. That's when we blocked her phone number, lol.
One of my good friends from New York visited and Veronica talked shit to him and confused the hell out of him. Now if they hang out, he kinda just tolerates her and she has no idea lol. He Is a designer so he hangs out with a ton of people he feels "meh" about because he's nice.
Beth and Veronica have been "partners in crime" since early high school. They bitch to each other about guys and try to help the other girl get what she wants. Together, they were trying to wreck lives for a long time. I'm pretty sure they still do it. Veronica's done things like slash people's tires, put sugar in the gas tank, and vandalise their homes. She sprayed her ex with pepper spray once just because they were having a fight.
Beth is a golddigger and surrounds herself with sugardaddies usually about 10 years older than her. She is also a chameleon (Veronica does this too) and molds to the guy's interests. She Was "punk" for my bf, went ugly "nerd" for the sugardaddies (she likes fat, neckbeardy manchildren... the guy she got with when she cheated fits the look, but I don't know how he is as a person). She Is obsessed with a hockey team right now because she realised she could get a lot of positive make attention by being obsessed with sports. She HATED all sports when she was with her ex (probably because he didn't care for them). She becomes a caricature of what she thinks the guy likes.
I could go on about what's wrong with her. She pretends to like animals but has always abandoned her pets and at least one of them ended up dead. She spends hundreds of dollars (from sugardaddies, she doesn't work a good job) on mountains of "nerdy" garbage, her house looks like a comic book store. This would be cool IF she knew jack shit about it. For instance, she claims to be a "trekkie" but she's never watched The Original Series. At least she hadn't by the time if the big break up.
What sparked me to write all this is...
She called me a stalker. Even though when we ran into her in public once, she cowered and then reported photos of my bf and I on facebook and blocked me when I publicly called her out on it (indirectly, showing that she was following my stuff). She started showing up in my feed recently on instagram, "based on people you follow". I accidentally "liked" one of her posts a few weeks ago and yesterday accidentally followed her accidentally followed her today (and unfollowed of course, cuz she's boring and self-centered) and she flipped out, made a public post with a screenshot calling me a stalker and saying I did it on purpose to annoy her (wat), attacked me for being (ex)trans, and said that I'm "ghetto" and "jealous" (this person is 26). I replied calling her a fat, ugly cunt and she blocked me (but is an attention whore so her shit is still totally public). She said it's "been a year" but she's the one that is all crazy and flipping out, lol. I just think she's retarded and hilarious, so yeah, I look at her blogs occasionally. Cuz her bullshit is entertaining. As long as her shit's public and I still live around here I'm keeping tabs on who might try to shank me in public (she brags about carrying aknife, Veronica brags about having a gun in her purse). I pretty much am just laughing my balls off at what a basket case she is.