My mom took pictures at MLG Columbus because that's what moms do and she got a picture of Ska "smiling"

OK so story time.

I purchased this camera back in March and it finally arrived today about 30 seconds ago. I was so excited I decided to try it out by taking pictures of my girlfriend at the park. So, I grabbed the keys to my van and drove over there as fast as I could.

The moment I got there I noticed my girlfriend was already there waiting for me. So I decided to surprise here with my new camera. I took a handful of shots of her from afar before I noticed people were giving me looks.

I brushed it off and continued to take pictures of my girlfriend as she ran about in the park. She looked so beautiful through the lens of my new shiny camera. I am so glad I bought the extreme zoom lens combo too. Not only could I not wait to share these pictures with her, but also to myself later on in the day.

Despite my best efforts to ignore people I noticed they kept giving me the looks.

So I decided to move location to get a different angle of my girlfriend. Yet, as I moved people kept on staring at me like I was some sort of monster. I crumbled under the pressure of everyone looking at me and decided to head back to the safety of my van. As I walked back I noticed a father grab his two daughters and run the other way. I heard him tell them how amazing my camera was. Even one of the little girls started to cry at its beauty. While the other one froze in shock. It made feel so amazing that they cared so much for my camera. So I made sure to stop and snap a few pictures of them to add to my collection.

People still kept giving me the looks however.

By the time I made it into the parking lot. A swarm of police officers had congregated there to admire my new camera. They started asking me all sorts of questions. Like how many pictures did you take and what where you going to do with these? Hell they even gave me a shiny new bracelet for both of my arms.

It made me feel so good about myself that I was able to attract so much positive energy. So don't be afraid to be who you are and act on your urges. The world could use a little extra spice.

Oh yeah I got the camera at Dumaz Image Emporium. Check out their website at die.com and if you tell them I sent you get an extra .05% OFF your order of 500 dollars or more.

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