I think my neighbor got a little high last night...

The detective thought my house was a turnaround house, my friend was running a marijuana ring, and that he was visiting his girlfriend in the next town over.

In reality it was just my house where we get high in the garage and play video games, my friend was just an idiot, and he lived with his parents in the next town over.

Needless to say they were pretty pissed when they saw what was really going on. Their "3 month investigation" was total horseshit and they wasted a bunch of time. A day earlier and we wouldn't have even had weed. It was also the most we had ever gotten cause we had a friend growing in another part of the state.

Didn't stop them from trashing the house though. While the detective was interrogating use one at a time in the garage the rest of us were in the living room playing smash brothers with the tactical team. They took all our handcuffs off, left our glass alone, and even left our grinders with weed still in them.

Another part that was funny was my roommates weren't even home. They let us call them and we told them what happened and they got off work and came straight to the house. The guy who's name was on the search warrant didn't have a car (because of the qp incident) so they let one of our friends leave to go get him. All the cops were blown away how friendly and helpful we were. Everybody showed up and talked to them. I live in the south where they have to deal with shit so they were pretty taken aback.

Word spread fast too, because they shut my street down. People that lived 2000 miles away knew I had been raided in less than an hour. It was a crazy day.

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