Never been fucked this quickly after buying a drink

First off, the whole premise of this argument is that automatically granting an 18% tip warrants a reaction of no further tipping is required because "they told me how much to tip" reaction kicks in.

Can you even fucking read? The large body of my argument details why I'm not tipping more than 18% except if there is extremely exceptional service. Go fucking read it. You're averaging the tipping process out. Averaging INCLUDES... Wait for it. BELOW average service, as well as ABOVE average service. Maybe you deserve 10% one day because you were having an off day, maybe you deserve 25% a different day because you were having a great day. Stop being a piece of shit and putting words in my mouth.

In reality, there are a whole host of issues that fall into serving such a large group at once (all of which fall outside of the servers control i.e. Ability of the kitchen to handle large groups, number of drink stations, other logistical issues such as # of bartenders making cocktails, etc).

Yes, that's why the 18% rule was enacted. So servers didn't get fucked if something was out of their control.

To shrug off all of these factors, in my opinion, makes you a dick.

Lol. Fuck you. The basis of you crying about not getting more than 18% for a 6 top is that you can't understand basic fucking math and averages.

bare minimum tip

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You greedy, entitled piece of shit. Bare minimum tip is 1%. Your scale obviously starts at 20% for bad service though.

etc. is a premium service.

No, it's just a service.

The time that these people provide for you should be looked at as a premium and should be shown some respect...

No. It's called your fucking job. That is LITERALLY the reason you are there. The people I hire outside of the restaurant industry aren't giving me "premium service." They are doing their fucking job. That's why I give them money. That's why I tip. Because servers are doing their fucking job.

You are fucking retarded. I have been a bartender and a server. If you don't think 18-20% is showing you more than a large amount of respect, then get the fuck out of that business, because yes you are fucking entitled.

CLEARLY you make good money for a low skill job, or you wouldn't be doing it on top of your 9-5 for so long. You're just a greedy fucking bastard though.

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