If you couldn't find one in 4 months that's on you.

First don't act like an asshole to me, that's completely uncalled for. Next, dude I looked and refreshed pages every 10 minutes, not just on launch day, but for almost 4 weeks after launch. It's also pretty hard trying to keep up with refreshing a page when I can't be around a computer all damn day.

I was on Amazon's page when it went up, and yes, the page crashed and came back 10 minutes later for 30 seconds before going down again. Then it went up and down again at completely random times of the day.

I'm glad you lived in Seattle and happened to know people with a huge supply of the things, but I live in a small town where stores were LITERALLY being stocked with only 5 of them despite lines out the door. Every time someone would post on /r/nintendo that Best Buy or Walmart had them up, they were already sold out by the time I saw them.

If you're seriously saying I didn't try hard enough to find one of the fucking things, this is the most I've ever tried to find a product and you can't blame me for giving up after obsessively searching for a month and a half.