This is going to go one of four ways: 1. They're going to laugh at it. I hate telling you this. It's choppy. The letters are jacked up a little bit. Your left side is not clean cut. You need to shave. The hair isn't so bad as others have said. And facial hair isn't always bad. Just. Work with it a little more. 2. They're going to call you for a phone or Skype interview. They will ask you basic questions. You'll feel like you aced it. They will not contact you again. 3. Someone with a little power will find this at least somewhat entertaining. You'll be offered some kind of unpaid internship if your resume is better than your cover letter. Hopefully you learn something and can grow. This is your best possible outcome. 4. You will literally never hear from Nintendo again.