I remember Christmas 2009, my auntie Linda gave me a racist dog whistle as a gift. I opened it and was like "oh wow thanks!" but secretly I was thinking "oh great wtf am I gonna do with this shit?" and I put it in a drawer and just kinda forgot about it. Then one day I was cleaning out that drawer and found the whistle and I was like "y'know what, fuck it. I'm gonna try it out". So I went outside and blew it and nothing happened. No racist dogs in my area, great. But then I tried it again and my auntie Linda's dog (who lives across the street from me) came running over all excited, I guess thinking I was on some racist ish. I got so mad and without thinking I ran up and punted the little racist MF straight through her living room window and I think it died but I'm not 100% on that. It's kinda awkward now cause Auntie Linda won't speak to me and says she hates me but it was worth it cause I have 0 tolerance for racism even in dogs.