I’ll start. I grew up in a smallish 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan sharing a room with my younger brother. When he turned 11 or 12 it was decided that I would move into the home office. There were two thin doors to my new bedroom, one leading to my parents bedroom (this caused enough problems on its own) and one leading to the kitchen/dining room.

Fast forward to High School I had my girlfriend at the time come over after school one day. Mom wasn’t home. If she saw two pairs of shoes at the front door and both my bedroom doors closed she’d know not to disturb.

Well one day she must’ve not seen our shoes and walks right in while we’re butt ass naked spoon fucking facing my parent’s bedroom. All of us scream and I just keep going out of shock (facepalm). Finally the door shuts. GF and I bury our faces in pillows and groan. I’ve never gone soft faster in my life. Awkward dinner follows a few hours later. Wish my mom didn’t have to see me full frontal penetrating a woman.