DementedUnicorn
☑ Yes
☑ This
☑ Came here to say this
☑ Logged in just to upvote this
☑ I know this will never be seen but...
☑ I found this gem...
☑ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...
☑ An upvote for you, good sir
☑ You are a gentleman and a scholar
☑ You magnificent bastard
☑ Someone give this man reddit gold
☑ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
☑ Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
☑ That escalated quickly
☑ To the top with you!
☑ Lost it at ____
☑ This is why we can't have nice things
☑ Faith in humanity restored
☑ Whoa / mind = blown
☑ Manly tears were shed
☑ Cutting onions
☑ I know that feel, bro
☑ Right in the feels
☑ Risky click
☑ Shots fired
☑ Nailed it
☑ You. I like you
☑ I regret that I only have one upvote to give
☑ Tree fiddy
☑ Whoop there it is!
☑ WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
☑ You gonna whoop me?
☑ Was not disappointed
☑ Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
☑ What did I just read?
☑ Da fuq?
☑ YOU HAD ONE JOB
☑ I can't fap to this
☑ Cakeday
☑ What are you doing, stahp
☑ For science
☑ That's enough internet for me today
☑ Would not bang
☑ x/10 would (not) Y
☑ What is this I don't even?
☑ How is this WTF?
☑ Circlejerk must be leaking
EDIT: Wrong thread bro
☑ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
☑ Said no one ever
☑ I have the weirdest boner right now
☑ /thread
☑ My first post
☑ Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about _______
☑ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
☑ EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
☑ Are you me?
☑ Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______
☑ I laughed way harder than I should have
☑ It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.
☑ Plot twist: _____
☑ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.
☑ Broken Arms - Mom jerked him off
☑ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc
☑ Something involving sex with "your mom"
☑ Mom's spaghetti