Obese, 26 yrs old, climbed Kilimanjaro. Ask me anything!

This time I'm only replying to tell you that you're a braggart and also completely full of shit. Reddit might as well not exist when I'm traveling and there you with your unlimited self generated wealth and you're supposedly running a marathon in Japan but you still take time to argue with a stranger on Reddit. And you summited Kili without carrying your own gear and food -- it's shameful to brag about that "achievement" in particular when almost anyone with ~10 days off and a few grand to spare can do what you did.

Sure, bud, everything in your life is going swell and everyone is rightly jealous of you! Keep telling yourself that and you'll only land harder when reality sinks in.

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