My name is Richard. I really, really like Roman Reigns. It's not often that I get to talk to people, so you'll have to excuse me if I'm a little excited! I'm 34 years old and I work in IT at a local supermarket. I've been watching wrestling since I was 30, so I know exactly what I'm talking about when I say Roman has "it". Now, let's get to know me slightly better. I had my first kiss at age 13, when my babysitter told me she'd kiss me if I started flushing the toilet after I used it. Easy. I like to rate my erections based on the following criteria: size, length, and a special metric I call "Richardness". Essentially, how long it takes me to get erect. A low Richard score would be a few minutes, whereas an incomplete Richard score would happen if I have to manually stimulate myself to begin the erection. (It's cheating IMO, but that's another story for another day.) On a scale of 1-10, I've only had a "perfect 10" erection three times in my life. The first was when I was 13 and kissed my babysitter. When she saw it, she called my parents and quit and we only had male baby sitters for the rest of my childhood. The second was when I was 24 and accidently ended up in the crawlspace in the girls locker room at the college I was going to. I had been looking for a way into the computer lab because I locked myself out, but there I was with a perfect view of the volleyball players. I don't feel guilty. I am Richard. The third "perfect Richard" erection of my life took place four minutes ago, during that Roman/Bryan promo. He is perfect. It was very big, haha!! I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I find Roman very sexually arousing, haha! Are there any other "closeted" people in this thread? Let's talk about how sexy Roman is, and maybe Randy Orton as well! Please describe your WWE erections to me using the Richard metric. I'll take them down in my notebook and run some stats on them. Thanks! -Richard