Quentin Tarantino appreciation thread

He’s pretty good. Funny story I actually met him in public once. I did a double take when I saw him, because I’ve never met a celebrity in real life much less one that I love. So yeah I was super nervous and when I introduced myself I probably made a fool of myself. I extended a sweaty hand, and he smiled and started to reach out. Except instead of shaking my hand he grabbed both of my thighs and flipped me onto my back. Before I had time to comprehend what had happened he tore off my shoes (and I had double knotted those motherfuckers so you know he was determined), and shoved my right foot in his mouth, all the way to the ankle. I tried to fight back, but then he did something I could only describe as a “cheese grater” technique.

Anyway after he finished in his pants, he let my ruined foot free, and fell asleep. But not before he asked out of breath “so... which one of my seminal films is your favourite”.

Tl;dr I think Quentin might have a foot fetish. Now after having this experience I wonder if there was any hints of this in his films. I don’t think so though.

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