Reddit how would you feel about a movie portraying the famous emu war in Australia?

Only in the style of We Were Soldiers, but from the perspective of the Emus

Emu soldiers held up under gatling gunfire, emu Madeleine Stowe back at home having to bring the news of their fallen husbands to the other emu wives, dingo Mel Gibson and kangaroo Sam Elliott barking commands to the emu solidrrs, and and koala reporter Barry Pepper reporter shell shocked in the process.

Then the Australians would be like the Vietnamese, with subtitles translating their bogan slang as their plotting their battleplans, giving speeches, and throwing bodies at the fight. Then at the end, the Australian commander comes up to a body of fallen Aussies slain by the Emus with an Emu flag sticking out and the commander honors the perseverence of their enemy while swearing venegance... all in translated bogan

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