First date was just meeting over coffee and grabbing a light lunch.

Second date: holy shit....

I knew this person from school that recently came out of the closet (I'm a lesbian) and they happen to admit to a crush they had on me for years.

Decided that I should give this girl a chance and asked her out for dinner at a very nice steakhouse. Not only did she order the most expensive item on the menu but she continued to order drinks and managed to have 3 before our meal arrived. (That's like 30 bucks right there, wtf?!)

So we're eating and chatting, catching up as we haven't seen each other since school. She laid out her whole 5 year plan on me on the second date. She talked about moving in together, what type of career she wants to work up to, how she wants to spend vacations with me. I could tell that this girl has been either obsessed over me for a while or is just bat shit crazy.

After eating our meal she decided to invite her friend to have drinks in the lounge of this Steakhouse.. This girl expected me to continue paying for her drinks so she could brag to her friend about being on a date. (Legit felt like this was an ex-girlfriend of hers or something)

I ended up making some excuse saying I wanted to drive home before it got late, offered to drive her home. (Assumed she got dropped off cause she was pounding the booze back fast)

The drive to my house, she texted me a huge wall of text of how much she likes me, how much she wants to keep seeing me. I have never friend-zoned someone who quickly in my life...Jeez I bet this girl was going to U-Haul me a week later if I didn't.

tl;dr made the mistake of taking her to a nice steakhouse, ordered everything on the menu and drank $42.00 worth of booze at my expense. After the date was ClingyMcClingClang in 4 wall-of-text text messages. BAT SHIT CRAZY Y'ALL