My friend was staying over one night and.my dog randomly went crazy. I didn't think much of it, got him quiet' decided to pee since I was awake, then went to bed.

I wake up a few hours later and go downstairs. There's holes in the walls and my friend is laying on my couch.

Turns out that at his house the bathroom was outside bedroom door to the right. Mine was to the left. To the right? Stairs. Around 4 am he went to the bathroom and forgot where he was, walked right off the stairs. He is 6'4" 240lbs. He put holes in the walls with his news and dent at the bottom with his head.

He was okay, and I was laughing hysterically as he told me, then he got to the best part. He was at the bottom of the stairs out of breath and dazed when I went to the bathroom and was saying "Help me buddy! I fell! Help me! I'm delirious". I never heard him and went back to bed.