Reddit, what was your drunkest night like?

I have a couple so it's hard to decide which to reveal. I'll post the one from when I was youngest.

In England, on night out. Security of club did not appreciate the tower we were making out of 'jager bomb (plastic) cups' and confiscated them. Annoyed, we left to another club. I tore a plant out of a flower pot after mistaking it for a seat. Sat in the pot. Time to switch clubs again. Got bitten by a parrot. Decide to call it a night. Get a ride from a friends parent, some random guy jumps in the car. Pretend I know him so he gets a lift too, don't know if he even knew where we were heading. Get dropped off in my town, bout 3 miles from my house. Buy a burger. Drop the burger. Walk home. Sleep.

It's not even that good of a story but I like the parrot part so I will keep it.

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