Reddit, what's something weird you do that you wonder if others do?

I live in the UK and work as a labourer. Yesterday I went to an induction for a new job and the guy doing the induction had the strangest scottishy-australian-irish accent. It was fucking weird and that the best way to describe it trust me on this. Anyways he was telling us the general blah blah bullshit about wearing protective clothing, showed us the map and then starting pointing out the need to know places on site.

Toilets are over here you probably saw them when you came in...changing room in the same building to the right.....

KEEYANTEEN!

Lmao he even forced this word a little more as if new inductees had badly masked their attempts to stifle a laugh before.

I let out a three toned 'I shouldn't laugh but it's so hard to suppress right now kind of exhale' while my top lip quivered. He was sitting to my diagonal top right, about 2 and a half feet away and he definitely... Definitely, definitely noticed that shit.

His face started to slowly redden over the course of 10 minutes and his eyes got extremely watery. He looked at me with teary eyes of mercy a few times and then a couple 'fuck you I wish I had extremely violent telekinetic power' glances every couple dozen seconds.

I felt a bit bad but massive respect to him for keeping his composure (which made his water-filled eyes and red face even more funny lol)

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