Redditors, how did you almost die?

Was hung over as shit the day after my 25th birthday. Had spent the night at my ex girlfriends so was also awake on 4 hours sleep. Am crossing a one way road at the crossing light. This road also goes straight up so if you are doing the speed limit you can see the lights but not any pedestrians til the last moments. Well chick in the last lane is doing at least twice the speed limit, and passed within inches of me. She was also going so fast that when she hit the top of the hill she actually managed to get some air, dukes of hazard style. Went from half asleep hung over to wide awake and sober as hell in a matter of a second.

Anyone in edmonton would know this crosswalk on 105th street and 99ave.

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