Two times. Burned equally. First one she just told everyone. I wasn't too keen on that because I enjoy my privacy and it felt like a betrayal of trust. Now my coworkers know our business.

2nd was a bit more intense. Out of the blue she stops talking to me. I figure she's over hooking up so i let it lie.

Maybe a week later she quits. Good for her. We worked a shitty job.

Maybe a week after that, I start getting weird comments from other coworkers. Various dating comments etc. Then one time coconut oil comes up and everyone begins to giggle at me and say "Burger really likes coconut oil". Thats when it all clicked. You see, I keep coconut oil near my bed for personal use. And I decided to extend that use to another party during one of the nights. She wasn't very kind in her descriptions. Definitely made me sound like the weird one. Whatever.

I also ate her asshole.

So basically, my coworkers know I fuck with coconut oil and that I'm not afraid of licking a nice plump butt.

Maybe a month later I get a text of her saying sorry and wanting to meet up again. I almost did because that body was from the gods. But I kept my dignity instead.