It was the fucking Meta-Narrative destroying everything (just like it is going to destroy civilization). Nate Silver being too good at his job but ruined America.

538 puts her at 71%, and other models (that don't actually understand correlated risk and why 538 was so good) read at 99%, and Comey decides the election is already over because he is statistically illiterate (like everyone was, Nate Silver was getting sooooo much shit from Dems about both-siding fucking numbers). Comey wants to look like a THE MOST FAIR BOY of all the fair people in the world, so he does something that is so unprecedented in announcing a reopening into the most boring scandal ever. Papers with writers (who create narratives because they can't do math) assume that the election is over and Clinton is going to win and want to be THE MOST FAIR PAPER of all the papers so they present that scandal like it is equal to Trump being fucking retarded. Everybody is equally corrupt (for not effectively not using 2FA), time to stay home, Trump wins, nobody apologizes, Silver hate flips sides (he is now retarded because a 29% chance happened), everybody and politics is forever equally corrupt.