3. [RF] Carrie Fisher: "No matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in mo...

[RF] Carrie Fisher: "No matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - write a story/article/report about it

James ~Broken~ Hart @Jhart 12h

carrie fisher is deeeaad i just saw it on good morning america #ripleia #2016 #starwars

Peterooni @pman 6h

@Jhart thjat's the actress that played princess leia in starwars right?

Lint Girl @lgog 6h

@pman no shit

Peterooni @pman 6h

@lgog I was just asking a question dont hate

James ~Broken~ Hart @Jhart 5h

@lgog we're in morning come on, dont be rude

James ~Broken~ Hart @Jhart 2h

@lgog have some respect for the princess

[picture of leia in leash]

Lint Girl @lgog 2h

@Jhart what the fuck?

Peterooni @pman 2h

@Jhart lol

James ~Broken~ Hart @Jhart 2h

@lgog it's called irony you idiot

James ~Broken~ Hart @Jhart 1h

@lgog or did you not get it lol

"Hey Kara, did you hear that Carrie Fish died?" Jacob tonally stated from over a room lighting lap top screen.

"Carrie fisher?"

"Yea, that's what I said."

Kara's cheeks whitened, her lips pursed, and her eyes widened, "I didn't say that's not what you said?"

Jacob, smiling through his clumsiness, "Yea, it sucks doesn't it?"

The thought of bantering is in both their minds, and it starts as a smirk outside their focus. Give them a few seconds of sustained eye contact and they begin bubbling into each other.

But they were tired this morning.

"Where did you read it?"

"CNN"

"I was kind of hoping it was fake news."

"Yea."

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